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The most productive intercourse might simply be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

By December 11, 2023No Comments

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake bokep all night porn by a woman in a nearby room screeching so bokeh loudly that I wondered if I porn should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and porn bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the crot ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men bokeh dread – the louder the crot cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance porn the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot bokeh there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when bokeh a woman porn is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner bokep and bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more bokeh likely to gently sigh and memek moan than shriek like bokeh the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that porn erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, bokep and memek that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh crot so to bokeh speak.

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A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if bokeh your sex education porn comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As a woman porn from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, memek only memek if you want to attract a certain memek kind of attention.

In their crot book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda bokeh Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby crot males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can bokeh understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.


Felecia Phillips Ollie DD (h.c.) is the inspiring leader and founder of The Equality Network LLC (TEN). With a background in coaching, travel, and a career in news, Felecia brings a unique perspective to promoting diversity and inclusion. Holding a Bachelor's Degree in English/Communications, she is passionate about creating a more inclusive future. From graduating from Mississippi Valley State University to leading initiatives like the Washington State Department of Ecology’s Equal Employment Opportunity Program, Felecia is dedicated to making a positive impact. Join her journey on our blog as she shares insights and leads the charge for equity through The Equality Network.

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